Missy's Itch

Poor little Missy had an itchy itch behind her ear
I said "Poor little Missy, won't you come to Mummy dear?
"I'll treat you good, and treat you nice
"And use some cream for doggy lice."
Missy's pretty little tail was flipping and flapping in the sunshine
As she ran to me and jumped up and sat in this lap of mine
I applied the treatment to make her feel so good and goofy
So she could run around and play and be a little woofy.
And as I finished up and said "There you go, my sweet"
She turned her face towards me, and then began to speak.
Missy said: "Oh thank you thank you Mummy, for fixing my itchy ear
"I don't think I could have done it if you were not here
"I promise now I will protect you just as long as I'm around
"And if I see your ex-husband I will bite his face and his balls and leave him dying on the ground."

LoL
Leeanne x