The Herman and Missy Show!

Herman and Missy put on a show
Missy was Juliet, and Herman was Romeo!
They danced and they pranced and they wore pretty clothes
And when Mummy took photos they both did a pose

Herman said: "Mummy, I have something to ask -
"Why do some people pretend to love you, and then leave very fast?"
Mummy said: "Herman, I really don't know the answer
"Maybe they prefer the company of exotic slut dancers"

Then Herman hugged Mummy and gave her a kiss
And he said: "I won't leave you, and that's a promise
"I will stay with you, and I will punish bad men
"I will burn all their clothes and take a big marker pen

"I will write on their cars, in very big letters
"YOU CHEATING PIG, YOU FILTHY ADULTERER
"YOU'LL BURN IN HELL WITH YOUR SLAG GIRLFRIEND GWEN
"AND I'LL RIP OFF YOUR BALLS IF I SEE YOU AGAIN."

LoL (lots of love)
Leeanne x